Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
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I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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