no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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