Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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