wake up i wanna do it froggy style
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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