she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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