I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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