were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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