If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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