New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
