So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Dick very happy bro
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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