Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
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