and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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