Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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