i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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