Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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