I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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