We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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