what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
