Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Randomize
