do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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