i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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