we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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