please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
