How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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