At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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