I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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