Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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