Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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