i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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