Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
im on a boat
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