Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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