the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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