IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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