Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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