Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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