Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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