This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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