You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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