I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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