I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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