At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I see more hoeing in ur future
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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