its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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