He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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