I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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