Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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