I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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