If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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