I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
we're making bets on your personal life
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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