the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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