Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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