We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
i drank out of a bidet.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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