can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
So here I am, sexting at work.
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