I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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