I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
